09.10.2021 9:21 | Reportage
In the first minutes, the doors in the polling stations literally didn’t slam. Especially in small villages – and Volduchy in the Rokycany region in the Pilsen region were not known. Ghosts were not elected here, as the name of the neat town might suggest, but also here future deputies…
It seemed that the first voter would be a retiree on a stick. He sat and waited at the bus stop for almost half an hour before the room opened. In three quarters, a middle-aged man broke in, but he was unlucky – strictly from two, as in the whole republic.
The urn did not arrive, the urn was!
“That wouldn’t be valid,” laughs the man in overalls, who, like the others, is holding a blue envelope in his hands. The smaller crowd is growing considerably. “As if there’s a banquet, maybe they’re fine-tuning buffets,” the cheerful man laughs, pulling his lace at his overalls.
Take a man in his thirties on a bicycle and with an acquaintance with a pram, they choose the right party at the last minute on the sidewalk and are still circling.
“In the end, Babiš will win anyway,” the older lady prophesies, and it seems that she really won’t mind. The choices are a theme both in the local buffet and in the car. “I’m completely stupid of those debates, I don’t understand them at all,” complains the lady with the shopping cart. She is said to have followed various television debates honestly, but according to her, “I’m not wise about it.”
Guessing not from the log or not from the crystal bowl, but from the toilet!
And what about election polls? “Nonsense, don’t give in. Who will tell you the truth today? And if so, the interviewers stood at Václavák, and it is clear that they will find a Prague café that avoids the tops that municipalities and towns do not appeal to much. What or rather who will address is in addition to the premiere of Tomio Okamura.
Even in Volduchy, a poster “hangs” on the garden fence. Nice at the crossroads. “That’s what the top and the Pirates will do when the SPD is third, or even second,” the gentleman predicts, adding that it would be “a good punishment for the people, who no longer know what to do with roupama.
“They’ll scream and whistle,” the lady joins with two bags. “That it won’t be legal and something and someone and nothing at all.” “And we’ll all be Nazis,” the man in Bekovka added. “That’s the only reaction of these outcast bastards who aren’t supposed to be for migration. But they smell. But he can’t see the tip of his nose. When they get them here, they’ll get lost and the first ones to bounce it off will be these rainbow boys and girls, twenty-seven sexes and others. They sign their own ortel … “
Memories of the past
During the afternoon, other people scatter. Participation looks quite optimistic, and if people come on Saturday, the total number – at least in Volduchy – can be interesting. Once upon a time, perhaps in a TV show, they made fun of this village in a “deep soot” – so that ghosts would not be elected, but your deputies. “Today, some deputies do not know what is a few further beyond Prague …”
What about Šlachta et al.? It addresses few people in the village. So did the Greens (which was once called not only in Germany watermelon, which is green on the surface and red inside and whose representation was also the then Minister Joschka Fischer, who lived a riotous life from throwing cobblestones to cycling to the Berlin Bundestag). But only on the edge… And also Privateers, Tricolor (which according to the locals is “sniffed out when Václav Klaus withdrew”, all the way to Svobodné. they kicked them out and beat them, “says a middle-aged bespectacled man.” they bet on Andrej and Tomi and send the Pirates a dill. Just like the papers in the children’s Večerníček, it’s evening and it’s time for family responsibilities and watching the Czech national football team…
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author: Václav Fiala