Lüttje Lage: Lazy destroyer
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Lüttje Lage: Lazy destroyer
Uwe Janssen
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I recently read the question on the Internet: When will Aldi have document shredders again? Isn’t that a bit cheeky, Joe Biden, I thought at first. But it is now clear that everyone who has been, is or wants to be US President must have some classified documents at home. Of course, you automatically start pondering what it looks like in your own folders and shoeboxes and under the sofa. Result: If a payment reminder from Otto-Versand is not considered a secret document, my only offense in this regard was the usual carrying along of a note from the newspaper archive about a concert by Marius Müller-Westernhagen in the Theater am Ägi, which I returned the next day. Also the note, not the Westernhagen. That was all a long time ago, otherwise I’m clean and not fit to become US President. Which was not at the top of my personal to-do list anyway.
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What I could use to help out Joe Biden, however, would be a paper shredder that I once bought at a discount store and which I subsequently had significantly more free time than work. I think document shredders sound more like a big peep who destroys secret folders quickly, discreetly and without leaving any residue in lonely woods or sinks them to the bottom of the sea with a stone attached to the handle. In fact, it is a small black box that slowly, loudly and paper-heavy processes intact documents into tinsel, which results in ten times the amount of paper waste. And nothing is destroyed. If you make an effort, you could put the DM account statements back together, which is more exciting and more sustainable than the 1000-piece puzzle from Neuschwanstein Castle.
But you can also leave it alone. You don’t even need a paper shredder. And if you have one left: Joe Biden, he’s happy to take him.