Hanover-Glanz Lüttje location of the HAZ: hairy slip
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Hairy slip
Ruediger Meis
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Dear reader. As you can see from the picture above this gloss, I have hair. Well, not as many as there used to be, but a few are still around. Actually. Because right now I’m bald. And that’s how it happened.
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Since my hairstyle – as you can see – doesn’t require great skill, I’ve saved myself the hairdresser for a quarter of a century and grab the razor myself every few weeks. It’s actually quite simple: set the desired length, wrap it around your head a few times and you’re done. Now I have a new device. I conscientiously set the number of millimeters on a wheel, started at the back of my head … and noticed after two lengths that the shaving attachment was still in front of me. That means: cutting length zero. The sound that escaped me sounded something like “Waaaah!”
A horizontal step?
I called my love, asked her to look at the back of my head and ask if there was anything left to salvage. Then I turned around. The sound that escaped her was something like “Waaaah!” Then she said she could try shaving me a horizontal step that ends above my ears. So she did. Then she said: “You look like a Obersturmbannfuhrer. You can’t do that.” They held out a second mirror so I could see the back of my head. I looked like a Obersturmbannfuhrer. That will not do.
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“I’m celebrating”
Now also completely bald. The 15-year-old coolly pointed a finger at me and said, “I’m celebrating.” The seven-year-old twins both exclaimed, “Waaaah!” And winter feels a lot colder on the head than it did a few days ago.
In three weeks the picture above should be correct again. After all – I didn’t think I could say again: I let my hair grow back.
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