Forgotten April Fool’s Day, tired Psaki, an economist with an atomic bomb, “Sober Russia” and drunk Depardieu
US President Biden
A photo: REUTERS
April 1 was once celebrated both in Russia and in Europe, as the Day of jokes and lies, as well as the Day of the Fool. But now this legend is considered dead. On the one hand, “Do not joke with the ladies, these jokes are stupid and indecent.” And not only with the ladies, but also with minor manifestations that are very touchy.
On the other hand, April Fool’s Day celebrations interfere with the operation of observable historical events in our country. If you look at the newspapers for April 1, 1942, there were no jokes or practical jokes either. On the occasion that it’s not funny.
Despite the fact that domestic and foreign public figures have been on the April watch since the end of March, having first said – probably in the order of events – a lot of amazing things.
US President Biden, visiting Warsaw, showed himself to be an arrogant gentry, blaspheming V.V. Putin and withdrawing his readiness to send the US Army to Ukraine to be elected for freedom together with the men and women there. (About the events in Ukraine > pp. 5 – 7.) Many Americans were embarrassed: “So he will bring us to a nuclear war!” After that, Biden realized that he understood his wrongness and that in general I am a child of goodness and light. A typical April Fool’s collision:
He got scared:
I didn’t know, did I?
The king laughed.
First, brother, April.
Despite the fact that the press secretary of the White House of Psaki, who has 365 days of April Fool’s Day, finally got tired of the jokes of the old sinner and announced that in May 2010, her position was completely gone to free bread.
Here the “bomb” whistled and – huh?
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White House Press Secretary Psaki
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Psaki lost her nerve from Biden, but what did she say if she happened to serve as a press secretary under the well-known economist and Duma deputy M. G. Delyagin, who was dissatisfied with the crafty representative, presented the Baku oil fields to the atomic bombing? How to excuse a deputy who performs such deadly fearlessness? After all, M. G. Delyagin unexpectedly surpassed even the former Privy Councilor of the Kremlin, A. N. Illarionov. That one, too, has been very wrong in the attic for a long time, but let’s be fair. The adviser still does not call for throwing fucking bombs in the form of freedom and prosperity. Unlike Michael
Gennadievich.
Zelensky plus
hammerhead fish is a terrible force!
Meanwhile, V. A. Zelensky continues to act as a lecturer on dissemination, speaking via video link to legislative assemblies around the world. the speech before the delicious Storting touched on the mine business.
Inexperienced Ukrainian sailors laid mines on the approach to Odessa, but they were poorly secured (details -> p. 7). The mines have broken off their anchors and are freely walking along the Black Sea, reaching even the Bosphorus and the Dardanelles. The fact that, according to the version of V. A. Zelensky, the mines that lay the Black Sea Fleet of the Russian Federation is quite natural. The president will not admit that the Ukrainians messed up here too. it can be harmful to get a big one: “Mines drift in the Black Sea, it’s not safe, they can drift to the borders of Norway, to the fjords, which are dangerous for people and the environment.” That is, having passed through the entire Mediterranean Sea and the Strait of Gibraltar, they will enter the Atlantic Ocean, from there they will enter the North Sea across the English Channel, and there it is already within easy reach of natural fjords.
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President Ze Ukrainian
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The President of the Independent obviously read Jules Verne’s novel “Children of Captain Grant” as a child, tying the law precisely on the properties of bottle mail. “On July 26, 1864, the sailors of the steam yacht Duncan, Lord Edward Glenarvan, caught a hammerhead fish in the waters of Scotland, inside of which a bottle with a letter was found. It was possible to make out what the ship “Britain” suffered
wreck, after three people remained among the people: Captain Grant and two sailors – and that they are at 37 ° 11 ‘south latitude. Small in size from the 37th parallel to the Scottish distance, but the bottle managed to make it the long way – albeit with the help of a hammerhead shark. But V. A. Zelensky reasoned that the participation of a sea monster in transportation is not even necessary.
Moreover, not only the fictional Captain Grant, but the very real Christopher of Columbia, as well as the ancient Greek tester Theophrastus, launched ships from the Atlantic by sea, and they sailed large ships. Mina is also in the presence of a kind of vessels, and why does she not go from the Greeks to the Varangians?
You won’t know without a bottle…
The most outstanding April Fool’s joke was given out by a wonderful Russian and honorary Mordovian Gerard Depardieu, who accepted Russian citizenship in 2013. At first, in his new homeland, everything was wonderful for him. He was treated kindly by R. A. Kadyrov and Depardieu ardently confessed their love for him, as well as for V. V. Putin. However, the artist’s heart is prone to treason, and on April 1 this year. Mr. Depardieu severed the receptive both with Putin and Kadyrov, thinking of great blasphemy against them in connection with the Ukrainian campaign. Perhaps the artist, who is already a citizen of Estonia, Algeria and (so far) Russia, is now aiming to get a Ukrainian passport as well.
In the Kremlin, it was decided to act with the artist according to the formula – “And Dolgoruky was distinguished from the violent archer in front of him”: “Depardieu, most likely, does not fully understand what is happening, and if necessary, we are ready to tell and explain everything to him.”
Whereas the head of Sober Russia, Duma member S.S. Khamzaev, was much more severe: “I consider it important and necessary to say that it is necessary to cancel Depardieu’s passport for his chvan attacks.” And also to deprive of real estate – “He was presented with two apartments – in Saransk and Grozny. These apartments must be withdrawn and transferred to the needs of orphans.”
The implacable position of the sober-Russian, obviously, also takes place with Depardieu’s immoderate love for wine. He admits that he drinks up to ten bottles a day. Although here he received from our landowner Nozdrev – “Do you believe me, I alone drank seventeen bottles of champagne during dinner,” but the artist is not weak either. Now Khamzaev will use the negative example of Depardieu in his anti-alcohol propaganda – “Here is evil will bear fruit!”