Column Ballhorn – Waldstadion. The original.
In the original (almost) sold-out Waldstadion, Eintracht Frankfurt delivered their original game against the bottom of the table, Kräuter Pferd. Zero zero. Our column Ballhorn.
Table place 7 called. Eintracht didn’t hear him. Maybe she had learned too much Spanish, dreamed of Camp Nou on the Mediterranean – or the players are just not used to being yelled at by 50,000 people. Ballhorn, the only live ticker that reliably only appears after the game, regardless of whether it’s a friendly or Europa League, could have used an hour and a half of joie de vivre.
-45 minutes: Still war.
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-42 minutes: Still Corona.
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-39 minutes: Still climate crisis.
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-36 minutes: This is an hour and a half of distraction.
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-34 minutes: You know, business friends.
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-32 minutes: And this is not freedom day.
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-30 minutes: This is Mask Ballhorn.
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-29 minutes: Good. Here we go.
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-28 minutes: football fans:
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-27 minutes: “Yeah – finally a full house again!”
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-26 minutes: Weather God:
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-25 minutes: “Hold my beer.”
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-24 minutes: (Please imagine the eternal North Pole white over which an icy wind is rushing)
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-23 minutes: (“Fuuuchhhhhh”)
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-22 minutes: creaking ice like snow, that’s the SGE.
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-21 minutes: But it doesn’t matter.
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-20 minutes: Anyone who can is in the forest. Freeze? Another time.
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-17 minutes: Anyone who can assume that they will survive Corona if necessary celebrates the return of the Waldstadion atmosphere.
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-14 minutes: The original.
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-12 minutes: Established since 1925. Bundesliga version since 1963.
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-10 minutes: scene of 6:1 (1960), 6:0 (1975), 5:1 (1980), 1:0 (1980), 5:1 (1999), 6:3 (2003), 6: 0 (2005), 4:1 (2018), 4:0 (2018), 4:1 (2019), 2:0 (2019) and 5:1 (2019).
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-9 minutes: Against Glasgow Rangers, Bayern Munich, Bayern Munich, Borussia Mönchengladbach, 1. FC Kaiserslautern, SSV Reutlingen, Schalke 06, Lazio Rome, Olympique Marseille, Shakhtar Donetsk, Benfica Lisbon and Bayern Munich. In this order.
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-7 minutes: Forest Stadium. The original.
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-4 minutes: Ska, the Payriginal, shows second division and advertising until three minutes before kick-off.
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-3 minutes: The commentator babbles into the anthem.
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-2 minutes: And into the lineup.
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-1 minute: “Wonderful pictures!”
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-0 minutes: Uuuuand switched to stadium atmosphere and Eintracht Internet radio.
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Kick-off: Bastian Dankert. Please.
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1st minute: Laura is on the mic at EintrachtFM!
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3rd Minute: But which ones? clearance?
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4 minutes: celebration singers?
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5. Minute: Can you do that somewhere…
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7th minute: Ah – clearance.
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8 minutes: It can be found at SGE4ever.de.
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9 minutes: Eintracht could also make a note somewhere that is easy to find.
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10 minutes: I’m looking for a wolf here.
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11 minutes: The Ballhorn quarter-half conclusion:
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12 minutes: Could have been Laura Dern.
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13 minutes: Laura Freigang is of course much more famous and knowledgeable.
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15 minutes: But now to the game.
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17 minutes: We’re superior to the field like a grizzly bear versus a two-toed sloth.
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18 minutes: Ok, a relative two-toed sloth flickers.
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20 minutes: But we’re not in the final position again.
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23 minutes: It will be easier against Barcelona.
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24 minutes: Certainly.
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26 minutes: Barcelona are not in the back all the time.
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28 minutes. Our accurate strikers will have a lot more space there.
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30 minutes: Please? Yes, striker. How so?
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31 minutes: These are the guys who hammer the ball into the goal.
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33 minutes: You just have to allude, and you can … you can … Kamadaaaa …
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35 minutes: Well. Missed three meters from five meters.
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37 minutes: Branimir Hrgota would have made it.
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38 minutes: However, he now kicks at herb horse.
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40 minutes: Saving some energy would have been nice.
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42 minutes: Fast 2: 0 and then board of directors.
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43 minutes: Because of Barcelona and sooooooo – Jesper! No! huge opportunity.
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44 minutes: But that’s Eintracht Frankfurt.
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45 minutes: Your original game against bottom of the table.
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HZP: Don’t do anything to it.
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INHZP: The top performance in the first half clearly offered:
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INHZP: Laura Freigang on the Eintracht microphone. Competent and opinionated.
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INHZP: There – Sonny!
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INHZP: Helmut Sonneberg at Sky during the half-time break!
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INHZP: Best man.
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INHZP: The sliding tackle was his specialty!
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46 minutes: Now we’ll knock them out.
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48 minutes: Nothing can go wrong with Sonny.
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50 minutes: And with the full hut.
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53 minutes: “Forza SGE”. How long have we not heard it in this phone strength.
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55 minutes: Fürth brings Leweling on, …
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56 minutes: … who immediately plays the entire Eintracht defense …
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57 minutes: … and only given Kevin Trapp’s natural authority …
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58 minutes: …prefers to miss the target.
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59 minutes: Alright!
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60 minutes: Then we’ll bring…
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61 minutes: Goncalo Paciencia!
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62 minutes: Take dies, herb horse!
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63 minutes: Leek is out.
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65 minutes: We now have one floor more in the game.
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68 minutes: It can only be a matter of seconds.
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71 minutes. Or we wait again until the last minute with the goal.
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74 minutes: Of course! That has to be the plan – to make it more emotional!
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75 minutes: In a full house.
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77 minutes: Isn’t that an incredibly sweet idea?
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79 minutes: Until then, however, I’m a wreck.
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81 minutes: Shhh! did you hear that
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83 minutes: Table place 7 has called.
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85 minutes: He would be ready now.
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86 minutes: Me too.
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87 minutes: Oh dear – Hauge slips into the opponent. That looks bad.
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90 minutes: Long injury break. Player is driven out. Get well soon.
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91 minutes: Horse has to play to the end with ten players.
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92 minutes: Six minutes later.
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94 minutes: As I said, I’m ready for the decisive goal.
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96 minutes: Just nobody else.
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Final whistle: Pfffffft.
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98 minutes: Important point for Kräuter Pferd.
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100 minutes: Now they already have 16.
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102 minutes: Back to reality.
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105 minutes: Maybe Martina and Moritz will help.