Lavrov is furious. Due to a ban on flying over Europe, he did not go to Prague for the Imagine Dragons concert
June 9, 2022 • 6:30 p.m.
photo: Reuters
It is well known that Sergei Lavrov is a big fan of the American band Imagine Dragons, and is even the chairman of its Russian fan club. Russian rock fans Imagine Dragons, who call themselves Comrades Dragons, are not numerous, but they win their small numbers with enthusiasm.
Sergey Lavrov makes no secret of the fact that he has a heart tattooed above his ass with the inscription Imagine Dragons.
According to sources close to the Kremlin, Lavrov was very much looking forward to the Imagine Dragons concert in Prague. He couldn’t sleep for a few days. He had tickets bought months in advance, and a few days ago he had a punk number shaved on his head, which he dyed green. In the end, all this was wasted, because he did not get to Prague due to a ban on flying his plane over Europe.
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“It’s an unprecedented affair. Nothing like this has ever happened in the world. The West has shown its true face again. It is an evil that has no period in the world. Why do I have to pay for senseless Western sanctions and restrictions on my homeland? Where in the West is the audacity to forbid me from attending the Imagine Dragons concert? ”Sergei Lavrov wept in a special live entrance from his room, where he had posters of his favorite band hanging on the walls.
“How can the West be so cruel? This is a live war crime. We will be examined. We will be judged. We will repair. We won’t leave it like this. We have weapons in our possession that will allow us to exterminate the entire nation in a matter of minutes. Those weapons are ready just for these cases, ie when I don’t get to the concert, “Lavrov threatened the camera with his fist, after which he burst into tears again.
“What did I deserve for this? What? “Russia will never forgive you for this,” he sobbed.
In addition to the real threat of World War III and nuclear armageddon, which Lavrov said is inevitable after the incident, there are legal issues.
Lavrov is suing Europe for the one hundred billion dollars in damage it requires to be paid in rubles, otherwise it will personally stop the gas.
“I’ll do it. I’ll stop it, “Lavrov threatened in the video, where he stands at a pipe, probably a water pipe, with a lever in his hand, assuring that he will turn that lever and stop all gas flow to Europe.
In addition to financial compensation for mental damage, Lavrov also requires a public apology and payment for the entrance concert. He is also demanded that Europe reimburse him for all the costs associated with preparing for the concert, such as a hairdresser, denim jacket and glades.
Vladimir Putin, who according to Western intelligence, is fighting cancer, HIV, epilepsy, diphtheria, gout, diabetes, monkey and chickenpox, and purulent vaginal discharge, has not yet commented on the situation.
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