April in Czech sport: speed limit of football players, HC Paviáni Liberec and Pešán ‘s defense iROZHLAS
Sports clubs will compete on Friday, April 1, in those who surprise with the funnier April story. For example, football Slavia came with a mandatory load of football boots for footballers based on the coefficient of its speed, hockey Liberec changed its name from Tigers to Baboons and Karlovy Vary is said to have hired former national team coach Filip Pešán.
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The day of the April news started Liberec. The breeding of white tigers, which is an animal that hockey players wear on their jerseys, has ended at the local zoo.
“So the club’s marketing team went to the zoo and properly researched which animals visitors spend the longest time on,” he says. club statement.
“It simply came to our notice then. According to the popular primate, which was already worshiped in ancient Egypt, the club will now be called HC Paviáni Liberec. ”Under the same name, fans will also find the official website or social networks.
Slightly more believable news from Karlovy Vary. After the departure of coach Martin Pešout, former national team coach Filip Pešán came.
The authors prepared the confirmation that it was a joke in the second part of the text. In it, the new coach describes his game philosophy, which is at least dubious. “We have decided to sign Branka. Although this sympathetic 35-year-old is registered as an attacker, he will be interested in the position of defender for a confused opponent. We want as few goals as possible to fall into our network. I profess a proven philosophy – the best defense is defense, “he quotes the alleged Peshan official Energy website.
Juliska’s extension
Not even football clubs were left behind. Prague’s Slavia complained about a new regulation for European competitions called the Systematic Overspeeding Regulation, abbreviated SOR, which coincidentally is also the name of the fastest stitched player Yira Sora.
According to the speed coefficient, he would have to wear up to a few pounds from the bottom of the football boots. Design according to declaration came from the International Association of Lax Defenders MASLO.
“Should the SOR regulation come into force, it will be another blow for Slavia, which the Austrian police then started proceedings with Yira Sore for speeding during an outdoor match with Linz,” the club said.
She shared a less sophisticated idea on the social networks of FK Dukla Praha. Líšeň will come to the beat of the Fortuna National League round and the sold-out Juliska will not have enough capacity for a big match.
Therefore, the organizers are installing mobile stands at the last minute in the photomontage.
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