Eintracht Frankfurt: SBU column Ballhorn – Putin out
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OfThomas Stillbauer
conclude
Nothing is as it was. And Eintracht Frankfurt scores four goals in one game. Our column Ballhorn.
Eintracht usually misses all chances to score against weak opponents in the first half and concedes at least one stupid goal in the second half. The latter worked again. The former was somehow different against Hertha. Ballhorn, the only live ticker that only appears after the away win, is still not happy as long as an inhuman away win for the terrorist Putin threatens in Ukraine.
-27 minutes: Stop Putin.
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-23 minutes: End the war.
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-20 minutes: football minor matter.
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-19 minutes: Our lineups, business friends.
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-18 minutes: With the number 1:
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-17 minutes: Kevin – Zelensky.
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-16 minutes: The 2: Evan – Zelensky.
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-15 minutes: Our number 6: Kristijan – Klitschko!
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-14 minutes: The 8: Jibril – Zelensky!
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-13 minutes: With the 10: Filip – Zelensky!
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-12 minutes: Our number 13: Hinti – Klitschko!
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-11 minutes: The 15: Deitschi – Zelensky!
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-10 minutes: With the 19: Rafael – Zelensky!
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-9 minutes: Our 29: Jesper – Zelensky!
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-8 minutes: The 35: Tue… – Zelensky!
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-7 minutes: And our number 36: Ansgar – Zelensky!
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-4 minutes: Is that Hertha BSC’s stadium anthem?
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-3 minutes: “But we’re not going home?”
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-2 minutes: One can only say:
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-1 minute: Putin goes home.
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Kick-off: Harm “Volodymyr” Osmers.
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1st minute: As I said, it’s just football here.
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4 minutes: Winning would still be nice.
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6 minutes: Just to feel that feeling again.
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8 minutes: Or just something like that – what was it called again?
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10 minutes: Well, hasn’t Jesper scored again?
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11 minutes: The nostalgic Ballhorn quarter-half conclusion:
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12 minutes: Goal.
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14 minutes: Not that we would have scored one either.
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16 minutes: I just remembered what it was called.
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17 minutes: Was Jesper not scored for the second time in this game haaaaat – goal!
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18 minutes: Really this time. Ansgar – with the head.
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20 minutes: We didn’t sign him for header goals!
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22 minutes: Well, today we want to let it go again.
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24th Minute: But not that that tears.
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26 minutes: In the end, Jesper also scores a goal.
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27 minutes: Then you fall completely from the faith.
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29 minutes: Now Ansgar has crossed behind the goal.
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30 minutes: That’s more of a job description.
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32 minutes: We are finally here at Eintracht Frankfurt.
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35 minutes: There is such a light-footed Jesper hoping for a fairy tale …
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37th minute: … which eventually comes true.
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39 minutes: Maybe.
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42 minutes: Maybe not.
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45 minutes: It’s just a game.
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HZP: The Hertha fans whistle.
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INHZP: One measure would help everyone:
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INHZP: Putin out.
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46 minutes: Normally it should be 1: 4. (I really wrote that in the 46th minute, Ballh’s note.)
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47 minutes: But what is currently normal. Goal – two zero for us! tuta!
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48 minutes: This time Ansgar flanked.
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50 minutes: Well, too. It’s okay.
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52 minutes: We finally got him for that.
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53 minutes: Of course, he can also head a goal.
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54 minutes: But don’t forget to cross, business friend!
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55 minutes: Oh.
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56 minutes: Was that it?
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57 minutes: We scored a goal.
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58 minutes: Neither do we.
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59 minutes: It was Jesper.
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60 minutes: Honestly. into the gate. From about 300 meters.
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61 minutes: Aha. We are building up Hertha. 1:3
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63 minutes: Aha. We’re dismantling Hertha again. 1:4
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66 minutes: Is that really Eintracht Frankfurt, which is just sending Herthinho to bed?
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70 minutes: I mean… FOUR goals?
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74 minutes: In ONE game?
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78th minute: In the second half of the season it has been the exact opposite so far.
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80 minutes: An average of one goal in four games. Maximum. And wild at the back.
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82 minutes: Today we experience the Hinti at the back, as we know the Hinti at the back.
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83 minutes: Strong as a bear. He even broke the ball.
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85 minutes: Marco Richter has not scored a goal. That is impossible.
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87 minutes: The Sky reporter says that for Eintracht the world is in order today.
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89 minutes: Unfortunately, that is not correct.
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90 minutes: A few hundred kilometers to the east, it is anything but fine. Also for us.
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Final whistle: But for one afternoon that was a nice distraction today.
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95 minutes: Putin out.