Lesina, the Venice of the South – Freewheeling – Feature • San Nicandro Garganico
Lawyer’s Sunday 47
Lesina, the Venice of the South
Lesina, also known as the Venice of the South, stands on the homonymous lake and offers romantic lovers one of the most unique sunsets in the world: the sun going out into the lake without raising even a wisp of smoke. Despite your distrust, MARITO DI LIDIA wanted at all costs to meet the MAYOR OF LESINA (who happens to be and a close friend of your study colleague) to present him with the DARK TOURISM project and transform one of the largest eco-monsters in Europe into a attractive tourist resort. The MAYOR OF LESINA accepted the meeting but wanted the LOOK COUNCILORATOR to be present as well.
THE ATTORNEY listen, I want to be clear: I won’t open my mouth. This Dark Tourism project is up to you to explain it to them.
LIDIA’S HUSBAND Don’t worry. It is not the first time he has presented a revolutionary project to the authorities. 20 minutes is enough for me.
THE MAYOR OF LESINA but you know it doesn’t seem like a bad project… among other things it would solve the problem of demolition costs.
LIDIA’S HUSBAND no no the demolition program must be stopped immediately. The DARK TOURISM project foresees that the entire village of Skiapparo branded as it is.
THE ASSESSOR AT THE WATCH ok. All right, but due to a stylistic problem it can’t stay as it is because no house is the same as another, Holy God! It is necessary to carry out a make-up intervention on the illegal housing stock. For example, one could think of forcing the owners of houses on the Isthmus to repaint their houses, I don’t know, all blue. or all pink.
MAYOR OF LESINA excellent idea. In this way we could create new jobs and give jobs to unemployed painters. Actually, do you know what? shall we put the beneficiaries of the DRC (citizenship income) to work? And now excuse me but I’m in a hurry. The pollution of the lake threatens VURDACCHIA, the most precious of our fish, with extinction. However, I want to deepen the DARK TOURISM project. Now, forgive me, I really have to let you know that I have a meeting in Foggia in the Prefecture where the CESSILA (emergency committee for the protection of native lagoon fish specialties) is located. I leave you in excellent company with the COUNCILOR OF THE LOOK to deepen the aesthetic aspects of the project. I wish you good continuation and good Dark Tourism to all!!!