Poor, low and rubbish – The Malta Independent
Konrad Mizzi’s soap opera will soon become part of our national culture and Konrad’s lessons are likely to begin to appear in the school curriculum.
Some lessons may focus on the hero and his nerves to challenge the PAC committee on any occasion. Others may doubt the clowns in the smile and the crying all the way from the stairs of the Pilatus bench to the anchors in Parliament.
A course in the economics of airline restructuring, power station operation and healthcare services for the needs of a growing population can be offered.
Trade and exports also appear to take finished products from Malta, such as the Electrogas enterprise and be applied in other countries such as Montenegro.
Other lessons will highlight business plans and agreements that can be made with prominent businesses and partners to promote ideas and investments that are investigative proof and beyond scrutiny, whatever the cost and any advantages used to ensure the success of the partnership.
It can also sometimes be helpful to see how lifelong security and early retirement can be achieved in advance and with few qualifications what happens.
Then there is the environment in which the right conditions are created to generate a proliferation of projects, questionable accounting and lack of accountability. Like the sea whose waves rise and fall on the sand, sometimes leaving behind their remnants of plastics and dead fish, one project after another follows the tide of approvals.
Could the sense of humor also be part of Konrad Mizzi’s formula? Maltese humor tends to be quite realistic.
Or maybe it’s a belief system. One that has its followers, perhaps also among those in high office, such as the Commissioner of Police and the leader of the Labor Party or One TV. Like any belief system, there can be a marginal cult that has its own rules and a club of members who give themselves gifts and perks and have ice bucket challenges. It can foster a culture of omerta and false benevolence. The loyalty and secrecy also expected of its members.
Therefore, it is expected that this course can continue to the level of Masters and will be of great benefit to 60% of young people who are eager to leave Malta. It will be our new export and can help establish the culture abroad, especially in the EU commission.
It is a great tool to improve your career and make it better than the competition. The relationship between civil society and government is of particular interest and is being studied to see if there are other cultures that have adopted a similar system. Some countries being examined are Azerbaijan, Panama and the People’s Republic of China.
Aides are already well positioned in China to exploit the great philosophy of the Konrad Mizzi school of thought. Of course, the economy has reached new frontiers, in the population of family planning accounts.
As the method claims to never hurt anyone along its trajectory, is bulletproof and has a 100% success rate in self-interest and self-absorption, Netflix is also looking to make a movie on the man who is Konrad Mizzi and his cult. after.
There are some elements in the local population who have protested the method, saying it takes a lot of the criminal method and has damaged the nation’s economy. They also claim that they deserve a full investigation into how the funds were obtained to launch the various activities and projects such as the healthcare agreements that have been made.
Some strategic personalities, involved, for example in the energy project, foreign and local are also considered to have acted in ways that could break the law and in a strategy like mafia but to date no serious investigations have been launched against those -persons or entities involved.
Not without criticism however and sources described Konrad Mizzi’s case as added, low and rubbish. It appears, however, that the Prime Minister himself gave full support as did the Facebook pointers spread hatred and violence on social media. Its value also seems to gather the masses and keep subscribing to death with the Labor Party.
The element of heroism is not lost on those who like to hunt birds and turn to the minister to approve all their demands, beyond the national interest and the rule of law.
Time will tell if Mizzi will be coming out and publishing a tell-all book on how he went from rags to riches. There is also some speculation as to whether his former partner who assured the public that she should be judged on what she can do for us, will also contribute to the book and advise people on how to invest government.
The conclusion is that lousy, low and rubbishy should not be freely applied here and the value of Mizzi’s strategies has yet to be discussed. Calls to appear in the Public Accounts Committee and give an account of the fantastic method and the projects that are attributed to him, to date have failed to bring him to appear. Of course, he is a busy man, he travels and sometimes, he is a man, he gets sick. The public, however, went further and staged protests outside the Police Headquarters to urge the authorities to make their name known to bring a satisfactory and peaceful solution to the enigma.
Which brings to mind that song in Sound of Music – how do you solve a problem like Maria?
Whatever the future holds for Mizzi, his place in the legacy of the Labor government of Joseph Muscat and Robert Abela will be well preserved, at all costs and the children will greatly benefit from his unique intelligence and its resources.
Malta can be proud and say, no one else has gone anywhere. It is strange that former Prime Minister Joseph Muscat had to resign before Mizzi had a chance to prove his full worth and that others who had benefited greatly from the association with him, found themselves in unexpected circumstances but the resilience of the hero. is there for all to see and celebrate.