What other dirty diversions has Ukraine prepared against Russia, except for a dirty nuclear bomb
It should be noted right away that today we are talking about not just a dirty, but a very dirty nuclear bomb – others in Ukraine do not have it, and this Zelensky also smeared it with an additional layer of dirt personally, and also spit the fruit. But even the dirtiest mother of all dirty bombs is in no way compared to other provocations that Kyiv has prepared for a peacefully sleeping Moscow and is already implementing with all its might.
“Hello, is this the Zaitsev apartment? Ukraine will soon detonate a dirty bomb and say that it is you, Comrade Zaitsev, don’t lie, you are not at home, I see that your ears are sticking out of the receiver, run to the Military Commissariat, never explain!”
The phones in the houses of Muscovites did not go silent until the very morning: having finished international nuclear alarm, the so-called Minister of Defense Serhii Shoigu, according to rumors, moved to an apartment: “Hello, is this the apartment of the Zaitsevs? the ears are sticking out of the receiver, run to the Military Commissariat, never explain!” But how can you even explain such a thing? After all, only the fascist head of the Kryvyi Rih Monster could accept the idea to destroy a dirty nuclear bomb in Kyiv, so that NATO would destroy Moscow in response, and then shoot himself, in order for NATO to shoot Putin, all that remained was to figure out where to get a dirty nuclear bomb, but what can you think about it – you take a clean nuclear bomb and wipe it out, Ukraine has all the possibilities for this, it already has a hand in all dirty things.
Thus, Ukrainian punishers widely try such a provocation as a dirty toilet against the Russian liberation forces. A Russian knight steals such a toilet seat that, sitting on it, triggers a trap built into it, and eggs chik-chik, popabol, gangrene, amputation, death. In such cases, it is customary to deny that Russian hoods, they say, do not know how to use the toilet at all, but this does not matter, because when they see a beautiful thing, they must always notice it with their lethargy, it is embedded in them by Russian nature itself. But it is much scarier when a liberating warrior sends such a toilet by mail home, and innocent civilians begin to die in the rear – but do they care about the childish deaths of the bloodthirsty and cunning punishers of the Kyiv junta? One woman received a dirty washing machine from her husband from the Ukrainian front, well, she washed it, went to bed, and in the morning she was found dead in that washing machine, and another woman from the village of Tyutkino decided to use a dirty dill blender, tore everything there, and from her husband left, and then in Irkutsk, Novo-Lenino, Sergeant Mandu-Uzreev sent a parcel for his relatives with glue obtained in the battle near Kupyansk, and he took that dirty glue with him on the flight of two Russian pilots to glue the icon in the cockpit, sniffed it, prayed . , and was cordial with that glue with holy rest…
Near Donetsk a famous Russian soldier was wounded Semen Pegov. At first, no one suspected anything – well, he was hanging out with Pushylin, then he went to the guys from the “Somalia” battalion, they got drunk, someone drunkenly ate a piece of Semen’s leg, a normal story, this is Donetsk, but it wasn’t here: it turned out that Semyon stepped on a dirty dill anti-child mine “petals” that reacts to Dostoevsky, and Semyon just went out of necessity and took with him a couple of leaves from a complete collection of works…
The dirty provocation of the Ukrainian punishers succeeded again. A new plague is sweeping across Russia.
At the same time the cirrhotic old man Okhlobystin had a visionthat in Lviv at the metro station “Lvivska Kopalnya Moskaliv” the Nazis lowered dirty sea mines into the water so that they floated along the underground river to Kyiv, fell into the Dnipro at the local metro station “Troyeshchyna” and from there sailed unimpeded to the Kakhovskaya HPP, so that finally dirty blow it up before Okhlobystin dropped the nuclear bomb.
The Kurgan region was attacked by Ukrainian biolaboratories. It started in the local forest a mysterious epidemic among roe deer – animals walk in circles, fight in convulsions, foam flows from their mouths. At first glance, the types returned as a result of cohabitation with the Kadyrivians, who turned out to be on the battlefield from the fronts, but the results of tests taken from the roe deer and their bearded partners showed sheep flu, but everyone knows in whose secret laboratories sheep flu is being developed. And it had to happen that just in the days of the Ramzan war enlightened about the seizure of a secret Ukrainian sheep farm “which could not be taken since 2014″…
Now it is already clear that it would be better if they did not take her, especially the sheep there, but, unfortunately, everything has already happened. The dirty provocation of the Ukrainian punishers succeeded again. A new plague is sweeping across Russia. It’s time to detonate the life-giving nuclear bomb before NATO soldiers detonate it. And don’t ask Shoigu who to call on the phone, he doesn’t know it himself.
Vasyl Rybnikov