Another company of Ancelotti’s Madrid that goes to the final. In Naples, boom in hospitalizations for the liver
At the 89th, City won 1-0 and found themselves at home. A Naples health emergency. De Luca: we are collapsing. The football incompetence pavilion is under construction
Madrid (Spain) 04/05/2022 – Champions League / Real Madrid-Manchester City / Photo Imago / Image Sport In the photo: Carlo Ancelotti-Josep Guardiola
Football has stopped in Madrid. Where they found a legendary coach. Carlo Ancelotti who took a team considered finished and in a few months dragged it to the victory of the Liga and to the Champions League final after having overturned three consecutive matches against Psg, Chelsea and Manchester City in an absurd way. Once again, eight years later, Pep Guardiola is eliminated by Carletto. City were ahead by a goal in the 90th, it was practically over. In two minutes, Real scored two goals with the latest prodigy of the strongest coach in the world: Rodrygo who with him became a relentless goalscorer.
Guardiola and City looking forward to their second consecutive final and found themselves playing extra time at the Bernabeu. Chance to get out alive: very few. And in fact Benzema took care of a (net) penalty to score the third and final goal. Try it again, Pep. You’re good for heaven’s sake, you also have a much stronger team, you even have to make it a real football team and not just titìc and titoc, but Carletto is another pasta.
Unfortunately for us in Naples it is a great evening stay. Naples, the cradle of football incompetence. Precisely in conjunction with Rodrygo’s brace in the 90th and 91st and then with Benzema’s rigor in the 95th, the hospitals were stormed. Lots of hospitalizations for serious liver problems. 118 is on tilt. Governor De Luca has launched an emergency task force, ambulances run around the city. The president of the Campania Region declared: “we are collapsing”.
During the night a defined pavilion of football incompetence will be erected. It is estimated at least ten thousand beds, it will not be enough to host all the incompetent but it is a first step. The situation is truly an emergency.
Inside the pavilion there will be the blow-ups of Aurelio De Laurentiis, Cristiano Giuntoli, Andrea Chiavelli the trimurti who in the autumn of 2019 will exonerate Ancelotti from the coach of Napoli. It is not yet clear if there will be a cinema that will screen “Deep Throat” H24. The opinion of the committee of guarantors is expected.
The situation is an emergency. Naples will do it.
Meanwhile, unconfirmed news from Madrid informs us that Madrid coach Carlo Ancelotti has become a devotee of San Gennaro. That evening at the Hotel Vesuvio he saved his life and brought him back to the football he deserves, the football of those who understand football. And he found another job for his son pure.