Dear Norway.

I’m here to tell you it stops her. It’s over. I hope you managed to enjoy it. We can’t take you anymore.

You can pack away the terrible cow bells, because tonight Denmark will take back the EC gold. At last you are overthrown from the throne.

Tonight, Mie Højlund will tear their defense to pieces.

Tonight, Sandra Toft will eat the shooters one by one.

Tonight, the EC’s best defender Kathrine Heindahl will… Uha, I don’t want to help you, but don’t make her angry. Let that be a warning.

Norway, I have to admit that I really like their national team. You have good players, a good team, you play great handball, everyone knows that.

But still, I wonder about something.

Why would half of their players rather live in Denmark and play in the Danish league? Is it really that bad in Norway? I understand them well. Especially Nora Mørk, Henny Reistad, Vilde Ingstad and the rest of the Norwegian Team Esbjerg players.

– Stole from Norway

Firstly, they don’t have to pay 2325 Danish kroner for a beer, they can always watch Denmark take part in a football play-off, and most importantly: who wouldn’t want Jesper Jensen as a coach?

We can like him.

Norway, you have passion and will, even if you whine about the Danes playing hard.

I have put the fire in Thorir Hergeirsson’s eyes when he sees a Danish journalist.

But tonight we extinguish the Icelandic volcano. Keep the oil, now we’ll take the gold back.

Fuck it.