The “top game of the week” between Eintracht Frankfurt and Bayern Munich is ultimately irrelevant. Our peace-loving column Ballhorn.

A game lasts 94 minutes and Bayern Munich wins in the end. After a good year of irritation, this old wisdom is correct again when comparing the series champion with Eintracht Frankfurt. But there are more important things, concludes Ballhorn, the only live ticker in the world to only appear after the game and demand the red card for the Russian president.

-37 minutes: Dear people.

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-32 minutes: Business friends.

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-29 minutes: The motto today:

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-27 minutes: For peace and unity.

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-26 minutes: That’s what it says in the stadium.

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-25 minutes: The motto quotes a prominent Eintracht fan.

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-23 minutes: Kind regards, Omid Nouripour.

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-21 minutes: It’s quite simply the need of the hour.

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-20 minutes: Well done.

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-17 minutes: Vladimir Putin is waging a terrible war against Ukraine.

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-14 minutes: In the heart of Europe, in Frankfurt, in the Waldstadion, the attitude to this is clear:

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-12 minutes: Stop the war, Putin. Those who choose violence have us as opponents.

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-10 minutes: A minute’s silence is scheduled before kick-off.

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-8 minutes: The stadium is illuminated in blue and yellow, in the colors of Ukraine.

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-6 minutes: Video Cube: “Stop it, Putin!” Fans: “Dawai, dawai – uh!”

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-5 minutes: And there is football.

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-4 minutes: And it really isn’t that important today.

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-2 minutes: The football.

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-1 minutes: But if we don’t win against Bayern, then who?

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Kick-off: Florian Badstübner. No. non-stuber.

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1st minute: Guess we’ve been playing Herberger’s tactics for the past few weeks.

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2nd minute: Was therefore accurate in a 3:2 should lead.

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3rd Minute: Audience audibly ready for anything.

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5 minutes: Unfortunately had to switch off the Sky sound. Too euphoric about the Bayern chances.

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6 minutes: Good decision – Fritz von Thurn und Taxis is a guest on Eintracht FM!

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7 minutes: The guarantee of victory – ouuuuu!

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8 minutes: And quickly the goal by Filip Kostic.

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10 minutes: Was it close.

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12 minutes: The Ballhorn quarter-half conclusion:

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13 minutes: For peace and unity.

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15 minutes: We don’t do it badly.

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16 minutes: Fritze TuT: “And Eintracht makes it goooood!”

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18 minutes: one would have to say regularly:

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20 minutes: A Bayern back line with Ulreich, Sülze and Grandpa Mecano…

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21 minutes: … there should be something in there. In fact.

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23 minutes: Only then you would need someone …

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25 minutes: … the round into the square …

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27 minutes: Day Captain Trapper has been in 2-1 form so far.

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30 minutes: Referee okay so far.

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32 minutes: Peace on the pitch, however: probably not.

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33 minutes: pack formation.

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35 minutes: As before after 11 p.m. at the Konsti.

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37 minutes: The temper.

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39 minutes: Peace is more important elsewhere.

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40 minutes: Now they try to shoot the trapper broken. Full in the face.

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42 minutes: Goes again.

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44 minutes: Most popular player of the evening: Kostic.

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45 minutes: Is permanently in an intimate conversion by FC Bayern.

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HZP: We do quite well against the world stars.

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INHZP: And the fans are loud.

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INHZP: Compliments. Hope it helps.

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INHZP: But above all:

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INHZP: For peace and unity, business friends.

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INHZP: International.

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INHZP: Green leader Omid Nouripour tweets:

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INHZP: “@Eintracht you are my club #Frankfurt beautiful city on the Main… #Adler #Adler4Life #Eintracht #EintrachtFrankfurt #Diese EineLiebe #StandWithUkraine #Ukraine”

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46 minutes: It’s great how this city and its people work.

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48 minutes: Only the build-up game from behind…

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49 minutes: How? No – not housing. Ball in front of the opponent’s goal.

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51 minutes: That should work better.

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53 minutes: Ayyyy – N’Dicke sensationally clears the line.

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54 minutes: He did it incredibly well. From under the slat to the gate roof. You usually need a calculator for that.

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55 minutes: Really good.

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56 minutes: It’s starting to look like an epic defensive battle again.

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57 minutes: As so often against Bayern.

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58 minutes: Knauf straddles and takes the crowd with him.

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59 minutes: Welcome to Frankfurt, Ansgar! Ouuu!

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60 minutes: Whoa. Trapper pulls out a quick undenable again.

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63 minutes: One begins to hope again.

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64 minutes: So early.

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65 minutes: We know from Sepp Herberger:

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66 minutes: A game lasts 94 minutes.

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67 minutes: 98 against Bayern.

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68 minutes: Leek is in now, Knauff has to go. Too bad actually.

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69 minutes: Fritz TuT: “Super ball on Knaaaapry!” Oh well.

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71 minutes: And zero one. Leroy “49 million euros transfer fee base amount” Sané.

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73 minutes: Ok. Then we could actually start playing football now.

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75 minutes: You would have such a rabbit on the bench …

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77 minutes: He can pass to his own man …

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79 minutes: Olli Glasi first brings in Heäuoge for Lenz.

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81 minutes: That’s harder to pronounce and hopefully harder to calculate.

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83 minutes: A blatant defensive mistake by Bayern would do the game good now.

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84 minutes: We push it by substituting Deitschi and Lämmers.

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86 minutes: And another beer.

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87 minutes: And also with a goal.

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89th Minute: The whole mood cries out for a goal for the little ones.

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90 minutes: Four minutes later.

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91 minutes: That has to be enough.

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92 minutes: That’s usually enough for four goals.

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93 minutes: You will probably at least one …

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94 minutes: Or not?

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Final whistle: no.

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96 minutes: As so often, dear ones:

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97 minutes: Bayern were good. Too good. And there are more important things in the world.

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99 minutes: Take care of yourself.

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100 minutes: And to Mr. Putin:

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102nd minute: *unquotable swear word*

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105 minutes: Stay strong, Ukraine.