Eintracht Frankfurt: Column Ballhorn – The ball is a fool
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fromThomas Stillbauer
shut down
Nothing in it for Frankfurt Eintracht against Bielefeld. Our columnist Ballhorn can’t think of much about it either.
But what do you want to do if the ball always falls down where a Bielefeld player is? Ballhorn, far and wide the only live ticker that only appears after the game, would have set up differently from the start.
-30 minutes: Also…
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-29 minutes: … the one with last week’s schnapps chocolates …
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-28 minutes: … that was nonsense, of course.
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-26 minutes: Ballhorn doesn’t eat a whole pack of schnapps chocolates.
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-24 minutes: At work.
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-23 minutes: You already know that, right?
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-22 minutes: Time a schnapps chocolate. Or two.
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-20 minutes: Yes. After Christmas.
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-17 minutes: In other words:
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-14 minutes: There are enough left.
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-12 minutes: To celebrate the three against Bielefeld.
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-10 minutes: Because there will probably be no doubt about that, business friends.
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-7 minutes: With Trapper, Hinti, Seppl and Kostic.
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-5 minutes: What could possibly go wrong?
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-3 minutes: Exactly.
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-2 minutes: Here we go!
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Kick-off: Tobias Reichel (11 Bundesliga games)
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1st minute: calm down a bit.
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2 minutes. Both teams have just walked onto the field in red.
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4 minutes: That would have been unfortunate.
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5th Minute: How do you want to distinguish between dying?
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6 minutes: And zero one.
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7 minutes: For the Reds.
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8th minute: Unfortunately, we are now playing at Schwarz.
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9 minutes: There is probably nothing more that can be done about the intermediate result.
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10 minutes: From the colors.
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11 minutes: The slightly sobering Ballhorn quarter-half conclusion:
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12 minutes: I wish for a little kitty and a goal from Rafa Porree.
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15 minutes: Jesper would like one too.
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18 minutes: Or four.
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20 minutes: Strange game.
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23 minutes: It’s getting stranger – now the referee has fouled a Bielefeld player.
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24 minutes: Clear yellow card. My opinion.
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27 minutes: And zero two.
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28 minutes: Clearly a used day.
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30 minutes: And again the demand:
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32 minutes: Hinti as a centre-forward, Hase into the center of defence.
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34 minutes: Nothing works.
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37 minutes: Nothing.
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40 minutes: Nothing at all.
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44 minutes: It’s good that we at least got our points against weaker teams.
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45 minutes: Leverkusen and Bayern, for example.
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HZP: break strike.
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INHZP: Still pause strike.
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46 minutes: Hase hops in.
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47 minutes: Hinti is not a center forward.
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48 minutes: Hinti is off work.
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52 minutes: Nothing is going on today.
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54 minutes: Everything just trots.
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56 minutes: Maybe we’re missing Europe.
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57 minutes: Anyway:
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58 minutes: Trapp has a ball in his hands.
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59 minutes: That’s something.
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60 minutes: While each foul against Bielefeld costs five minutes of treatment time.
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61 minutes: Now Gonco for Seppel in it.
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63 minutes: Which doesn’t directly make our game structure more fluid.
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66 minutes: In addition, the ball always falls down where a Bielefeld player is.
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68 minutes: The idiot.
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72 minutes: Let’s make it very easy for the ball.
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74 minutes: Always falling off a Bielefeld player.
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76 minutes: Referee now just more like Bielefeld.
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77th minute: We whistle off our advantage nicely.
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80 minutes: So we could get started then.
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82nd minute: I mean, also with scoring goals.
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83 minutes: Not messing around.
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85 minutes: We’ve been doing that all the time.
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87 minutes: But how do you say it so beautifully:
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89th minute: Better to lose 0:2 once…
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92nd minute: … as twice 0: 1.
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94 minutes: Bielefeld is clearly a Champions League candidate for me.
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Final whistle: Finally.
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97 minutes: And so back to the sadness.