György Gábor: I tell you, Hungary will be a bouquet in the hat of God! – To the margin of a consecration
Nowadays, the consecration of the Prime Minister’s Office today can predict two possible cases: one is that the Prime Minister of Hungary intends to be the Prime Minister of his fellow Catholic compatriots for the rest of the month, the members of the other denominations, and the denominations. outsiders, atheists, agnostics, etc. be kind enough to look for a new prime minister now. Not all irony is written by philosopher György Gábor.
Speciel for me this opportunity is not against me at all, I support this on my own
The other possibility is that the sacred customs and traditions of all Hungarian churches and denominations are kept in the Carmelite monastery, which is home to the Prime Minister’s Office, with similar publicity. For example, before the Passover, the office is meticulously cleaned of peeling, various sour foods. Or Sávuot is not the first night of the office staff, but they study all night (fit them!). During the Orban of the Krishna Believers ’Festival, all employees of the Prime Minister’s Office will be able to pull Krishna’s chariot, which also fits them, as the Rathra Yatra is a symbol of religious tolerance. On the Day of Remembrance of the Reformation, Luther, who insults the Pope, is recalled, and the victims of the Catholic Counter-Reformation, including preachers sentenced to galley arrest, are commemorated. On Ramadan, there is a 30-day fast for Orbán and his staff, who are destitute at the Gundel canteen, and there is no sexual pleasure, no envy, no violence (this is enough for them too!). On the feast of the Buddha Magha Puja, Orban and his colleagues cannot do any bad deeds, only good ones, and then they have to purify their consciousness (it will be a good thing, not a few!).
And so on.
The minister
When I think about how many days a year the twenty-seven established church will tie Orban and his staff with their feasts, I can trust that we can look forward to cloudless months.
And when Orbán’s office was consecrated today, Deputy Prime Minister Semjén held holy water in his small hands, proving to the world that it had nothing to do with the function of Deputy Prime Minister, but a perfect country could serve (minister) he can hope that in the other church feasts he will find the modest tasks which, even with his ability, have a good chance of being accomplished.
Verily I say unto you, Hungary shall be in the cap of God.
(György Gábor)
(On the side of the Prime Minister, Dániel Deák is the traffic police officer)
Same thing differently
The workplace of Prime Minister Orbán is consecrated!
In keeping with Christian tradition, the consecration of the former Carmelite monastery, home to the prime minister’s office, was held this year on Epiphany.