USA, Russia, NATO and a hedgehog in the fog – Blogs – Echo of Moscow, 01/05/2022
A hedgehog came out of the fog, took a knife out of his pocket … The children’s counting room became a reality. Russia came out of the fog and put not far from the Ukrainian border, on a large segment of the western front, according to conservative estimates, about 150 thousand soldiers, according to immodest ones – as much as 175 thousand. Military equipment is due.
The Germans were frightened by the hedgehog. After all, they have only 65 thousand soldiers and officers, including women, in the entire Bundeswehr. Transmitted. However, the hedgehog wants to go further?
These are, of course, the crazy assumptions of the European Union and Germany. But does the hedgehog’s decision to push a whole huge army to the border speaks of a healthy mind? These symptoms will puzzle any psychiatrist specializing in schizophrenia.
However, the goal of the hedgehog turned out to be quite cunning and he laid out his ins and outs after the advance of the army, which at first he denied with all his might. He laid out and looks with small eyes-buttons what the courtly European Union, disarmed Germany and President Biden taught by the Cold War will now undertake.
The European Union is, of course, in a stupor. The Baltic states and Poland, out of habit, have started their own organ, which are very afraid of aggressive Russia. The President of Ukraine dressed in camouflage and made it known what was expected at the end of January. The opposition in the Bundestag from the Merkel party – the Christian Democratic Community – suddenly took courage and began to offer the supply of weapons to Ukraine (which was generally taboo under Merkel).
The hedgehog chuckles and twirls his finger at his temple: the democrats are completely crazy. We need little: NATO has not moved towards our borders.
“What is it?” – the European Union, Biden, Germany and NATO were alarmed. Someone was going to move to the borders? Yes, we have a coronavirus pandemic for the second year. In Germany, elections have just passed, the government is about to be formed, everything is new now. After the annexation of Crimea, NATO put about five eight thousand soldiers on its borders to Russia for the sake of form, under the loud name of “tactical forces.” They are, of course, flattered by such a great importance that the hedgehog has given them, but they are unlikely to be able to be assessed as a threat.
The hedgehog also remembered about the anti-missile systems of twenty years ago, it seems as if they were exhibited in the former Warsaw Pact countries. However, he forgot about his medium-range missiles. So, toys. Not a threat at all.
Kor, the hedgehog got down to business and demanded to remove the anti-missile systems, to ban all countries from joining NATO, because he is afraid of this. Although, on the other hand, he is not afraid. Cho to be afraid of them? But on the other hand, you have to pretend that you are afraid, otherwise the blackmail will not work.
The European Union, Germany, NATO and Biden, as well as the OSCE, are still afraid of him. You never know a hedgehog, but his forest is large. Suddenly, it casually fires something or shies away. Already jumped on a Dutch plane once. And for a long time they collected teddy bears in the Ukrainian fields.
So Biden went first. And Europe? Why does he need Europe! He needs to defend his reputation. I spoke with President Putin. He realized his own significance and influence. And now she is the greatest, because the United States has already condescended to her and began to dance at her tune.
Europe did not like these actions of Biden over his head. It seems like a hedgehog wants to embroil them. The attempt almost succeeded. The Germans called it disgrace and humiliation. In the end, the hedgehog is near and threatens them first of all. They will also have to disentangle this Russian porridge. Even if Ukraine is the first to suffer. There are all kinds of gas pipelines. Sanctions will have to be introduced, the economy will have to be undermined. Relationships can be frustrating, and also this pandemic is on your neck, be it not okay. Hedgehog that – he has already defeated the pandemic five times. There is no coronavirus in Russia, although it seems to be there somewhere, but this hedgehog does not care. Him that the people will die from kovidu, that in the war – all the same. The main thing is that we will again become a great power and we will not have a threat from NATO!
NATO says to the hedgehog: “Milay, but we cannot expand to the east, we have Article 5 of the Treaty on the Alliance. This means that if one of our members is under threat, then others will help him. And then you pull in Georgia, to the Donbass. Kiselev just said the same thing. And in the ashes, all the hedgehogs will also die. On figs we have this extension! ”
Therefore, the German clerk, Olaf Scholz, says that the problem must be solved by peaceful means with office supplies. Therefore, he proposes to resolve the Russian-Ukrainian conflict with French President Emmanuel Macron. Therefore, European politicians are singing to all voices that it is necessary to take “Russia’s fears about its security” seriously. In the face of atomic ash, you will make any compromises, yoshkin cat!
The West outwardly spreads out in front of the hedgehog in a layer. On January 5, FRG Foreign Minister Annalena Berbock from the Union of the 90s / Greens party was sent to the United States from Europe. She must make it clear to her American counterpart Anthony Blinken that there is nowhere without Europe, that Germany and the European Union are very offended by the United States. Then, on January 9-10, they will launch the main rocket – the US negotiators for a meeting with their Russian counterparts. On January 12, small diplomacy like the Russia-NATO Council will begin, followed by a meeting at the OSCE level.
It seems that all the body movements of this Western schmuck absolutely mean nothing to the hedgehog. He is wrong. None of the respectable people and Western countries are going to sign his ultimatum. And if the hedgehog moves the troops, then a hail of real sanctions will fall. Then goodbye to the Nord Stream 2 pipe, and in the future to all other pipes. If you go out with a really great power of the United States, bypassing this weak, sniffed Europe, then no less great power, China, will loom behind your back …
For now, for example, Chancellor Olaf Scholz is holding back his zealous “green” Annalena and his anger. However, his patience will come to an end someday. Then you can’t put a dog on him, like on Merkel. You can’t give flowers. He is a man. However, you will not go to him with a bare knife. The hedgehog will have to, although he is from the forest, learn diplomacy, sprinkle ashes on his head, best of all not atomic.